I find myself bored and staring at my relatively paltry closet, as though massaging it with my eyeballs for a while is going to magically make better-looking clothes appear, and what do I do? I think, “Hey! Time to get some ~inspiration~. I will admit that I often make this mistake myself. So why are you giving them your time? Why are you going to subject yourself to scrolling through Perez Hilton while muttering about what a misogynistic pile of soggy hairballs that man is - what is that bringing to your life? (Just kidding, no one reads Perez Hilton anymore. Their presence on the internet upsets you fundamentally. Your brain is not getting anything new from this. Can we just collectively burn these websites and never go back to that part of the internet again? 2. I LITERALLY WROTE OUT THE WORDS LESS THAN THREE. It was all a blur of Jimmy Eat World quotes, weird inside jokes that I apparently had with friends that make no sense, and boyfriends I was “head over heels for (lessthanthree)” after a month. The other day, I lost a full two hours scrolling, mesmerized by my Xanga-era idiocy. And while there is certainly a certain morbid curiosity in exploring all of the things you were doing and the people you were falling madly in and out of love with every two weeks, it’s best to avoid this for the most part. Spoiler alert: You were a huge tool at the age of 15.

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